Life begins at compilation!
- 🎓 PhD student at the Max-Planck-Institute for Human Development
- 🔬 Focus on Large Language Models, Reinforcement learning and computer-human interaction.
- 💻 I mostly Claude Code recently, but I learned Python, Javascript and C++ the pre-AI way.
- 💬 I speak English and German.
- 📝 Check my publications at Google Scholar.
- 🌐 Check my personal website yannikkeller.de for projects I share. Some say that this is the best website in the internet.
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whatever floats your goatzeitgeisty
Auf der Welt gibt es zwei Arten von Menschen. Die einen sind einfach nur Menschen, die anderen... Schnenschen.
Unschuld schützt vor Strafe nicht.
If a person never contradicts himself, it must be that he says nothing.
Philosopher (derogatory)
Karl Marx failed to consider that we're all going to be balls of light in a few years.
What Searle's Chinese room misses
Philosophy is a field with no evidence, no progress and no future, destined to circle the same questions for eternity.
Do crabs think fish can fly?
Abgehoben, wie übermotivierte Heißluftballons.
The Cuban missile crisis was not poggers.
Jürgen Wildschwein ist wegen versuchten dinkelhubers überhaupt nicht angeklagt.
God didn't get to be God by giving away money.
Science isn't about why - it's about why not. Why is so much of our science dangerous? Why not marry safe science if you love it so much?
Bishop went on vacation, never came back.
every time a linguist leaves, the performance of our speech recognizer improves
Hot Dogs are immune to poison.
Einen Finger kann man brechen, aber fünf Finger, das ist eine Faust.